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J. Jonah Jerkson
Tue Jul 18, 2006 at 12:06:42 pm EDT
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The Lair Legion Barbecue -- Part Four
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“What’s all that going on down on the lawn?” Silicone Sally asked while gazing out the tiny window of Citizen Z’s secret Lair Mansion laboratory.

“CSFB! inveigled Hatman into throwing a barbecue party,” Elizabeth Zemo mumbled. “Pass me the orthogonal metristat, and don’t forget I’ll need the zantronic valve in a moment.”

“I want to go!”

“You can’t go. You’ll blow our cover. Give me the zantronic valve now, sensorium first. “

“Here. Choke on it. I’m going out.”

The Baroness sat calmly while Sally stepped to the door, opened it, and ran into the stealth force field shielding the lab from the rest of the mansion.

“Eeek! My t__s! That stings!”

“If you weren’t rubber, you’d probably lose them,” Elizabeth replied.

“I’ve got to get out of this place, and not as your second skin! Pleeease?”

The Baroness glanced out the window and noticed the swarms of Paradopolitans crossing the Lair Causeway to the island. “Leave it to CSFB! to create chaos,” she murmured. “All right, Sally. In fact, why don’t you give Lance or Raheem or whoever a call and invite them too?

“Really! Great! What a second, what’s the catch?”

“No catch. You just have to do a job if I need you – and you need a disguise.”

“Fine. I’ve got a wig in the bedroom.”

“No, something more permanent.”

“Oh, no, not the press,” Sally moaned.

“It’s the only thing that’s guaranteed to hold your shape,” Elizabeth Zemo purred.

“At least let me choose the mold.”

“Fine, but nothing too striking. Six foot two supermodel is out.”

Sally pouted. “I could really get into that role.”

“No way.”

“Let’s go. It’ll take a half-hour to cool you down, just about the time the food starts coming off the grill.”

“You’re going too?”

“There must be some way I can turn this mob to my advantage, Sally. And with Hatty running the grill, there’s a chance the food will be edible.”






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